Dear (dead beat) debt,
Get off your ass and get a life. You are a lazy mother f#ck^& and I’m sick of you!
I work EVERY SINGLE DAY to support you and what do I get in return? Nothing! You think I don’t notice that you are slowly depleting all my money. You would rather pretend things are all ok with us.
Well, I’m here to tell you; I’m on to you. Your secrets are out of the closet. I am no longer hiding in the shadow of your terror.
Someday soon, the joke will be on you. Find another sugar momma!
Love,
M